Brian Doyle Murray

No… but I’d like to be asked! I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Steve Holt! Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.

No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ I’m a monster.

Steve Holt! Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Steve Holt! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Across from where? I hear the jury’s still out on science.

It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. I care deeply for nature.

I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! I’m half machine. I’m a monster. Army had half a day. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ We just call it a sausage.

I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. We just call it a sausage. I’m afraid I just blue myself. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ I’m a monster.

Army had half a day. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.

Well, what do you expect, mother? There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Steve Holt! Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.

I care deeply for nature. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Really? Did nothing cancel?

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